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Author:  ProfessorFinkle [ 06 Nov 2006, 21:34 ]
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telemarketer revenge!!!
My friend send this to me.
OH man that was funny <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006 ... ank-p1.php

what do you think?
Author:  M21 Sniper [ 06 Nov 2006, 22:41 ]
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LOL, that was freakin' hillarious. :)

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Author:  Homer32 [ 07 Nov 2006, 03:35 ]
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<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>
very cool

"My name's Pitt, and you ain't talkin' your ass outta this shit."

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Author:  ProfessorFinkle [ 02 Dec 2006, 18:48 ]
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here is a old one. still funny.
>
> NEW CALIFORNIA DRIVER'S TEST
>
>
> Here is a copy of the California Driver's Exam, and
> for those of you
> who do, study real hard.
>
> This is a new Exam. Since driving conditions (and
> culture) are unique
> in California, you may not have realized that the
> California
> Department of Motor Vehicles has now issued a
> special
> Application and
> driver's test solely for the California area.
>
> 2005 CALIFORNIA DRIVER'S LICENSE APPLICATION
>
> Name: ___________________ Stage
> Name:__________________
>
> Agent: ___________________
> Attorney:____________________
>
> Therapist's Name: _________________
>
> Sex: [ ] Male [ ] Female*
> [ ] Formerly Male [ ] Formerly Female
> [ ] Both
>
> *If female, indicate breast implant size: _______
>
> Will the size of your implants hinder your ability
> to
> safely operate a
> motor vehicle in any way? [ ] Yes [ ] No
>
> Please list brand of cell phone: ________.
>
> If you don't own a cell phone, please explain why
> you
> don't:
> ________________________________________ _______
> (Use extra pages, if necessary)
>
> Please check hair color:Females: [ ] Blonde [ ]
> Platinum Blonde
> Teenagers: [ ] Red [ ] Orange [ ] Green [ ] Purple [
> ]
> Blue
> [ ] Skinhead [ ] Other ___________
>
> Please check activities you perform while driving:
> (Check all that
> apply)
> [ ] Eating
> [ ] Drinking Starbucks coffee
> [ ] Applying make-up
> [ ] Shaving (male or female)
> [X] Talking on the phone (already checked for your
> convenience)
> [ ] Lifting weights
> [ ] Slapping kids in the back-seat
> [ ] Applying cellulite treatment to thighs
> [ ] Tanning
> [ ] Snorting cocaine
> [ ] Watching TV
> [ ] Reading Variety
> [ ] Surfing the net via laptop
> [ ] Discharging firearms / reloading
>
> Please indicate how many times, while driving, you
> expect to:
> [ ] a) Shoot at other drivers ___
> [ ] b) Be shot at ___
>
> If you are the victim of a carjacking, you should
> immediately:
> [ ] a) Call the police to report the crime.
> [ ] b) Call Channel 9 News to report the crime, then
> watch your
> car on the news in a high- speed chase.
> [ ] c) Call your attorney and discuss lawsuit
> against
> cellular
> phone company for your 911 call not going through.
> [ ] d) Call your therapist.
>
> In the event of an earthquake, you should:
> [ ] a) Stop your car.
> [ ] b) Keep driving and hope for the best.
> [ ] c) Immediately use your cell phone to call all
> loved ones.
> [ ] d) Pull out your video camera and obtain footage
> for Channel 9.
>
> In the instance of rain, you should:
> [ ] a) Never drive over 5 MPH.
> [ ] b) Drive twice as fast as usual.
> [ ] c) You're not sure what "rain" is.
>
> Please indicate your current number of therapy
> sessions per
> week: ________
>
> Are you presently taking any of the following
> medications?
> [ ] a) Prozac
> [ ] b) Zovirax
> [ ] c) Lithium
> [ ] d) Zanax
> [ ] e) Valium
> [ ] f) Medical pot
> [ ] g) Zoloft
> [ ] h) All of the above
> [ ] i) None of the above*
>
> * If none, please explain: __________________.
>
> Length of daily commute:
> [ ] a) Less than 1 hour*
> [ ] b) 1 hour
> [ ] c) 2 hours
> [ ] d) 3 hours
> [ ] e) 4 hours or more
>
> * If less than 1 hour, please
> explain:____________________.
>
> When stopped by police, you should:
> [ ] a) Pull over and have your driver's license and
> insurance form
> ready.
> [ ] b) Try to outrun them by driving the wrong way
> on
> the freeway.
> [ ] c) Have your video camera ready and provoke them
> to attack, thus
> ensuring yourself of a hefty lawsuit profit.
>
> When you see a woman driver with her arm extended
> out
> the window, it
> means:
> [ ] a) Her turn-signals are broken.
> [ ] b) She is giving an indication she intends to
> change lanes.
> [ ] c) She is drying her nails.
>
> Which part of your car will wear out first?
> [ ] a) The wiper blades
> [ ] b) The seat belts
> [ ] c) The horn
>
> Automatic door locks are good for:
> [ ] a) Security
> [ ] b) Convenience
> [ ] c) Messing with the heads of people trying to
> get
> in.
>
> The "bright" setting on your headlights is for:
> [ ] a) Dark, poorly lit roads
> [ ] b) Flashing to get the car ahead to move out of
> the way
> [ ] c) Revenge
>
>
>
>
=-=
"In the instance of rain, you should: "
No as funny, it actually rained this year.

any one think they passed?<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

"Why why why was i programmed to feel pain!"
Author:  Racegal8 [ 04 Dec 2006, 17:22 ]
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<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> great prank call.

Oh yeah and i live the idea of using the bright lights for revenge <img src=newicons/saevil.gif border=0 align=middle>

"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten!"

Edited by - Racegal8 on Dec 04 2006 16:23
Author:  ProfessorFinkle [ 01 Jan 2007, 21:36 ]
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here is some more lol
-=-

know you're from California if:
1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

2. You make over $1 00,000 and still can't afford a house.(FYI true!)

3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
conversation
in English.

4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is
named Flower.

5. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?

6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are
grown,
and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball
cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George
Clooney.

12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

13. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
station:

"STORM WATCH."

15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all
busy
with their cells or pagers.

16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour
early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal???

18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.

19. The Terminator is your governor.
-=-
corection to #19 'GOVERNATOR!'
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