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Author:  Racegal8 [ 10 Mar 2008, 23:55 ]
Post subject:  husband store
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City,
where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates:





You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the
value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper
may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next
floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!





So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the
first floor the sign on the door reads:





Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.





She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the
sign reads:





Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.





\"That's nice\", she thinks, \"but I want more.\"





So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:





Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good
Looking.





\"Wow,\" she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.





She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:





Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good
Looking and Help With Housework.





\"Oh, mercy me!\" she exclaims, \"I can hardly stand<BR>it!\"





Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:





Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous,
Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.





She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where
the sign reads:





Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no
men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please!!!
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Author:  Old Chief [ 11 Mar 2008, 00:29 ]
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[lol] I'm not saying a word about this one.

OC
Author:  HogDog [ 11 Mar 2008, 03:24 ]
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truth is funnier than fiction!!! [lol]
Author:  Dice-man [ 11 Mar 2008, 07:31 ]
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[spit] [lol] [lol]
Author:  Dutchy [ 11 Mar 2008, 08:26 ]
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Nice joke.
Author:  MICHAEL PIJAR [ 11 Mar 2008, 14:40 ]
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[lol] I wish there was a way that I could send this to a few people.
Author:  MICHAEL PIJAR [ 11 Mar 2008, 18:49 ]
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I think this might work.
Author:  Racegal8 [ 11 Mar 2008, 20:58 ]
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Michael, if you can't send it, let me know i can e-mail it to you.
Author:  sgtgoose1 [ 12 Mar 2008, 00:15 ]
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I was lucky, CJ was afraid to ride more than 4 floors up in an elevator when we first met. [shock] [spit] [lol] [lol] [lol] [lol] [lol]

I'd be in the basement now. :wink:


Goose
Author:  M21 Sniper [ 13 Mar 2008, 14:47 ]
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Guys, SEND THEM THE LINK TO THE THREAD ON WT!

Jeez, how about a little in-house advertising fellas?
Author:  Racegal8 [ 13 Mar 2008, 22:18 ]
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Amendment to the joke....ok so when i got the email i was laughing to much that i never rad the bottom, here is the rest of it.

PLEASE NOTE:





To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New
Wives store just across the street.





The first floor has wives that love sex.





The second floor has wives that love sex and have big boobs.




The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors
have never been visited.
Author:  sgtgoose1 [ 14 Mar 2008, 12:29 ]
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[lol] [lol] [lol] [lol] [lol] [lol]

CJ laughed too, but she loves the \"Why do you ask 2 Dogs \"F-ing\" Joke. [lol] [lol] [lol]
Thats pretty good plus the 2nd part also

Good Going

Goose
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