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Author:  Old Chief [ 04 May 2009, 10:15 ]
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I'll rank them in order of importance though numbers 2 and 3 may be interchangable;

#1. If you've been sitting in your favorite fabric covered recliner wearing a wool sweater and you get up to rid yourself of the beer you had an hour before, always remember to neutralize the static charge you've built up BEFORE you pee. Elsewise the effect to the nether regions will be startling resulting in the need to do some cleaning of the surrounding area.

#2. If you're using rat traps to control the squirrel population in your barn ensure the trap is well secured. Elsewise when you open the side door the trap, with dead rodent attached, may fall across your arm. The result is a sound from you that sounds something like a 12 year old female at a Jonas brothers concert.

#3. If you have granite counter tops, do not place a hot and moist domed lid directly on the counter top and walk away. Elsewise you will not be able to remove the lid from said counter top once it cools and has formed a vacuum seal. No amount of pushing, pulling or other physical force will break that seal. A #50 drill will, however, create a large enough hole in the lid to relieve the suction. It will also generate a comment from your significant other about how much that particular lid cost.

Amazing what you can learn in the course of a day.

OC
Author:  jackb [ 04 May 2009, 11:18 ]
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The result is a sound from you that sounds something like a 12 year old female at a Jonas brothers concert.

[lol] [lol]
Author:  30mike-mike [ 04 May 2009, 12:55 ]
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Wool sweater? No.
Barn? No.
Granite counter top? No.

I'm good to go. :mrgreen:
Author:  sgtgoose1 [ 04 May 2009, 17:26 ]
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I got #2 but no squrriels ,

The Rats the Dog takes care of, its those \"Little Mice \" that fall from the lights\" down your coverals that will make you \" [shock]
Thats good for a _____________________!



Goose
Author:  HogDog [ 04 May 2009, 18:41 ]
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LMAO!! [lol] But don't feel too bad, I am laughing WITH you, not AT you!! [lol]
Author:  Old Chief [ 04 May 2009, 21:07 ]
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But don't feel too bad, I am laughing WITH you, not AT you!!


Feel free to laugh at me Hog Dog, it was a particularly bizarre day.

OC
Author:  sgtgoose1 [ 04 May 2009, 22:34 ]
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It has been just one of those \"Days\" and I thought it was the \"Rx's screwing with me?\"
But Hell my \"Aunt\" (Well the Wife's Rich one) sent us a Anniversary card and inside was a $100 bill :D :D :wink:
Well She's my Favorite Aunt now! :wink:

So I guess it wasn't that bad, Dinner is taken care of for the 16th, now I just got to get a card.

She can get what she wants.

Goose
Author:  Racegal8 [ 04 May 2009, 23:52 ]
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Oh old chief who left you alone today! lol

The static reaction sounds quite painful, next time you have a day alone i think you need to sit down with your feet up and watch a movie.
Author:  Old Chief [ 05 May 2009, 19:51 ]
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I'm usually pretty good at being left alone as long as I take my meds Racegal. I can even find my way back home by myself. [lol]

OC
Author:  30mike-mike [ 05 May 2009, 19:57 ]
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Maybe you need to attach a static discharge line to that chair, OC!
Author:  Racegal8 [ 05 May 2009, 20:01 ]
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Yep just follow the trail of bread crumbs and you will eventually make it.
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