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Author:  kingfrogger [ 14 Sep 2004, 11:40 ]
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One problem I see with that scenario, BV...

We declare Osama to be dead. He doesn't respond. We actually start to believe he's dead. We let our collective guard down.

He now has the ultimate element of surprise - how can a dead person possibly orchestrate future terrorist activities?

He'd be a living, breathing figment of our imaginations until he chose just the right time to pull off some hair-brained bullshit stunt again, and we wouldn't be expecting it at all.

“Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.” Benjamin Franklin, 1759

Author:  Stinger [ 14 Sep 2004, 12:36 ]
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>until he chose just the right time to pull off some hair-brained bullshit stunt again, and we wouldn't be expecting it at all.
<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote> you know Froggy I knew a guy in highschool that would fit that quote to a T...... I think he sells cars now :)

You look as lost as a bastard child on Fathers day.

Author:  kingfrogger [ 14 Sep 2004, 14:10 ]
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Inventory Manager, asshole... I (uh, "he") doesn't sell cars anymore.

“Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.” Benjamin Franklin, 1759

Author:  Horrido [ 14 Sep 2004, 14:14 ]
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"Inventory manager, asshole"...

Is that the position title <i>and</i> job description in its entirety? <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

A suicidal determination to live...

Author:  Lunatock [ 14 Sep 2004, 14:26 ]
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
"Inventory manager, asshole"...

Is that the position title <i>and</i> job description in its entirety? <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

A suicidal determination to live...
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Lucky bastard should be in there somewhere. Some of us don't get the title of "asshole" at entry level, but have to work our way up to it.



"So very crazy. See you in hell!"

Author:  Stinger [ 14 Sep 2004, 14:46 ]
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
"Inventory manager, asshole"...

Is that the position title <i>and</i> job description in its entirety? <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

A suicidal determination to live...
<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>pretty much....<img src=newicons/icon_hog.gif border=0 align=middle>

You look as lost as a bastard child on Fathers day.

Author:  Lunatock [ 14 Sep 2004, 15:53 ]
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
"Inventory manager, asshole"...

Is that the position title <i>and</i> job description in its entirety? <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

A suicidal determination to live...
<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>pretty much....<img src=newicons/icon_hog.gif border=0 align=middle>

You look as lost as a bastard child on Fathers day.
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But if inventory manager is what I think it is, doesn't he actually take it instead of giving? At least according to one Marine Corps Lance Corporal Willard.

Willard:"USMC may I help you?"
Genuine asshole: "HEY YOU FUCKERS YOU LOST MY ORDER!"
Willard: "I really should stop hanging up on those people..

"So very crazy. See you in hell!"

Author:  kingfrogger [ 14 Sep 2004, 16:57 ]
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...

Remind me to take you all off my Christmas list.

“Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.” Benjamin Franklin, 1759

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