Oh sure, you look at your ammo stash and say, \"Oh that's enough, I don't need anymore ammo...until the ZOMBIES come.\"
So, I buy the wife a new re-curve bow for her birthday coming up next week, and yesterday at lunch, I head down to Dave Cooks Sports for some good arrows and a new target for her. While there, I happen by the gun counter and see that their .45 ACP Remington UMC ammo is on sale for $18.95 a box of 50, regularly $25. So I grab a couple. My buddy, picks up a couple too. Then after work, I go shooting with a friend who's thinking of buying a pistol but knows nothing about them, and while I'm shooting, my buddy goes back to Cooks and picks up another 6 boxes. Well, that's fine, but today when we're headed out for lunch, he says, \"Hey Frank, you want to go get some more of that .45 ammo?\"
\"Sure\" says I. Well I get in the store and not only has the guy restocked the shelf, but I also notice that 9mm UMC is also on sale for just $12 a box, so I ask for 2 9's and 4 .45's, then the clerk say's, \"Oh wait, we just got in these VALUE PACK's of .45 lead rounds for just $49.95 for 150 rds. And where is my BUDDY, sitting out in the car so he won't spend any more money. So, I exit the store with 200 rds of .45 umc, 100 rounds of 9mm UMC, and 150 rds of .45 lead ball, and $167 lighter.

My buddy is no buddy, he's an ENABLER, my ammo PUSHER.
Well, I may be broke now, but at least I'm ready for the ZOMBIES.

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Slow is Fast, Fast is Slow
Violence may not be the best option, but it IS an option
