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I just Found this again, i know its old but i got a good laugh out of it!


Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars
Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars
Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 9 of the 50 states
Cadillac Escalade - I am a pimp
Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people
Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis
Chevy Malibu - I sware its not a rental!
Chevy S-10 - I’m not big enough to have a real truck
Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
Dodge Dakota - See Chevy S-10
Dodge Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena
Ford Explorer - I am too cool to drive a mini van
Ford Fiero - I like putting our engine fires
Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones
Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them
Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the fall.
Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
Honda Civic I have just graduated and have no credit
Honda s2000 - I have always said, half a convertible better than no convertible at all
Infiniti G35 - I’m full of style and sofistication
Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports.
Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.
Kia Sephia -I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp.
Lincoln LS - bling bling baby
Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers
Mercury Grand Marquis - (See above)
Mercedes 500SL -I will beat you up if you ask me for an auto-graph
Mercedes 560SEL - I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole
Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen wheeler
MGB - I am dating a mechanic
Nissan 350Z - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts
Peugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List
Pontiac Grand Prix - quirky and resourceful
Pontiac GTO - always fun with a wild side
Pontiac Trans AM/Firebird - I have a switchblade in my sock, wanna rumble?
Porsche 911 Turbo - I'm compensating for something
Porsche 928 - I don’t care what you think and I like to spend money
Saturn ion -(See Honda Civic)
Saturn Vue - I think I’m tough and I like to scare children
Toyota 4 Runner - You talking to me?
Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet
Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns
Volkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closet
Volkswagen Jetta - Wannabe tough guy
Volkswagon Microbus - I am tripping right now
Volvo 740 Wagon - I am frightened of my wife

"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten!"

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Nice one, racegal! One minor correction, though, the Fiero was a Pontiac.<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

"Pilots Without Maintainers are Just Pedestrians With Leather Jackets and Cool Sunglasses."

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will plow for those who do not.\"
- Thomas Jefferson

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.
MGB - I am dating a mechanic
Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet
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All new to me and made me howl.

Top marks RG...

You're born, you keep your head down and you die. If you're lucky...

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones
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your kidding..thats the 3300lb V6 lemon...hahaha Id love to see them do 85MPH.. But not in school zone. Should be shot on the spot for that!

"The greatest pleasure is to vanquish your enemies, to chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth, to see their near and dear bathed in tears, to ride their horses and sleep on the white bellies of their wives and daughters."
-Genghis Khan

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\"A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week. \"

George S. Patton

"Porsche 928 - I don’t care what you think and I like to spend money"



<b>There are two kinds of soldiers.
Snipers...and targets.</b>
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Talking about sharks, we had a few feet of snow recently and as normal the city folk in their fancy motors all got stuck.

We were treated to TV coverage of a fire crew pushing a black 928 S4 out of a snow drift, saw the driver try to help by gunning the gas only to spin it 180 deg into a snow bank on the other side of the road.

ROTFLMAO...

You're born, you keep your head down and you die. If you're lucky...

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> Nice one, racegal! One minor correction, though, the Fiero was a Pontiac <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

Hmm thought that one looked strange.....next time i should edit the e-mails before i post them! lol

mine seems to fit me pretty good what do you think?

Pontiac GTO - always fun with a wild side

"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten!"

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\"I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives\"

ASL ? got pics?
socal3d@yahoo.com

"The greatest pleasure is to vanquish your enemies, to chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth, to see their near and dear bathed in tears, to ride their horses and sleep on the white bellies of their wives and daughters."
-Genghis Khan

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\"A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week. \"

George S. Patton

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> ASL ? got pics <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

thug, are you trying to pick me up? <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

And i'm pretty sure there are pics of me somewhere on my website, either that or you could talk to Snipe! lol

"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten!"

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My Impala's not on there. I feel neglected. Not that that's a bad thing.<img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/tard.gif border=0 align=middle>

Ignorance may be bliss, but it sure ain't fun!

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Evil is evil, no matter how small.

Dodge Magnum RT - "Give me horsepower or give me death" or "Yes Virginia, I am sick of minivans"

Ninety percent of the game is half mental.

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SO ya gonna get the new SRT-8 magnum Stress?

PS: WTF do they call the new motor a hemi for? It isn't.

<b>There are two kinds of soldiers.
Snipers...and targets.</b>
<img src="http://www.creedmoorsports.com/images/SA9121-M21.JPG" border=0>

Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers

Hell, at some bingo games you could win this car and, as for covered dish suppers, mine are usually made by Swanson or Marie Calender and covered with plactic. One thing for sure, when I put my Town Car on the highway I can pull 23 to 25 MPG and enjoy a very comfortable drive. Only problem is staying awake.

Engineguy

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One thing for sure, when I put my Town Car on the highway I can pull 23 to 25 MPG and enjoy a very comfortable drive. Only problem is staying awake.
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Roger that. My dad had one with the little V-8 (4.6L ?) and the gas mileage was incredible. It was so comfy, I was in danger of dozing while driving. As a matter of fact, he did fall asleep once and grazed a guard rail to wake himself up. I think we have uncovered a safety problem that those evil auto executives have been covering up. U.S cars are too comfortable. Somebody call Ralph Nader.

Ninety percent of the game is half mental.

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my little 96GT with 834 HP snuggled under the hood dinged me 286 Bucks insurance for 6 months, 76 for tax and registration, and 45 bucks Inspection and emission.

Been a good Return on investment for me.

As compared to the 04 Cobra that eats 700 Month out of the Brain grenade fund. Glad I sold it in November.

Shelby GT500 awaiting delivery.....

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