Peace at Any Price: Oh, wise and allseeing one, I have searched everywhere for peace, but cannot find it. What should I do?
Wise Guy: Yes, I see you've been many places, even the Warthog Territory. That was a major screwup, those guys don't give a fizzing crap about your story. Keep searching, peace is out there, it's downstairs on the street corner wearing a black mini-skirt, it's in the crack-houses where you spend most of your time anyways, and it's in the land of the banned, which is where you are now. By the way, lay off those donuts, peace don't mean anything when you're so goddamned fat!
Peace at Any Price: Fizzy crap, I was afraid you'd say something like that.
"I take back all the bad things I've ever said about the A-10. I love them. They're saving our asses."
-- Lt. Gen. Charles A. Horner
Air Force Commander
Operation Desert Storm
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