Hummmmmmmmmmmmm..... I too have several polished 30mm shells and some 20mm and some 40mm from an AC-130s Pom-Poms and a whole belt of 50 cal..........yet I just can't imagine what could be soooooooooo offensive about that Hog Driver, his main squeeze and their toys?????? Must be an AMMO thing ;o) JKA
A tourist walked into a pet store and was looking at the animals on
display. While he was there, a Chief Master Sergeant (CMSgt) from the
local airfield walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll take a
maintenance monkey, please."
The man nodded, went to a cage at the side of the store and took out
a monkey. He put a collar and leash on the animal and handed it the
CMSgt, saying, "That'll be $5,000." The CMSgt paid and left with the
monkey.
Surprised, the tourist went to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a
very expensive monkey. Most of them are only a few hundred dollars.
Why did that one cost so much?"
The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that maintenance monkey, he can rig
aircraft flight controls, score 95 on the AF CDC test, perform the
duties of any MX officer with no back talk or complaints. It's well
worth the money."
The tourist spotted a monkey in another cage. "That one's even more
expensive--$10,000! What does it do?"
"Oh, that one is a 'Maintenance Supervisor' monkey; it can instruct
at all levels of maintenance, supervise maintenance at the unit,
intermediate, and Depot level, and even do most of the paperwork. A
very useful monkey indeed," replied the shopkeeper.
The tourist looked around a little longer and found a third monkey in
a cage. The price tag read, "$100,000." The shocked tourist
exclaimed, "That one costs more than all the others put together!
What in the world could it do?"
"Well, I've never actually seen him do anything but drink beer and
play with his balls, but his papers say he's a Pilot!
"Do the MATH"
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