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Sherrif Bart, "Excuse me while i whip dis out!"



Taggart, "Gawddarn that was close. We damned near lost a perfectly good $20 dollar hand cart!"

"Taggart(as he throws Bart a shovel), "All right you two, quit your suntanning and get back to work. It's not like it's gonna help ya none nohow."


Taggart to Hedley(THAT'S HEDEY!!!), "It sure would warm my heart if you was to hang that negro by his neck till he was dead".


Taggart, "Well i'll be goddamned, that's that uppity N*****r that hit me in the head with a shovel!"

Taggart's assistant replies, "Boss, we just hate seeing you like this. I got an idea, would it make ya feel any better if me and da boys was to shoot that negro dead?"

Taggart,"I reckon it would"



Sherrif Bart, "Well gooooood morning ma'am..and idin it a lovely day"

Old lady, "Up yours N****r!!!!"



Sherrif Bart, "Mongo was nuthin. The hard part was inventing the Candygram"



Sherrif Bart, "Where all the white women at!?!?!?!"

Waco Kid, "Now bart, how many times did i tell you to wash up after cross-burnings. See, it's coming off."



Thug in line,"Rape, murder, arson and rape"

Hedey,"You said rape twice."

Thug, "I like rape"

And of course, the Mexican banditos,"Badges? We don't need NO STINKING BADGES!!!!"

"Trample the wounded...hurdle the dead"

Elwood, "It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

Jake, "Hit it"

"Trample the wounded...hurdle the dead"

<i>We're ahn a mission from Gahd...</i>

Well lets see here....I owe you boys 200 dollars, and you all drank 500 dollars worth of Beer.

Well like ah the first two were on the house, so we like a figured the beer was like ah compimentery.

<i>Elwood and Roy negotiating the Good Old Blues Brothers Boys Band's cut outside Roys Country Bunker after the show....</i>

"Enuff jibba jabba sucka F-14's are helluva tough like me" :Mr. T 2003

any referance to "the Penguin" is now a stone cold classic.
"how much for dee women?" LOLOL and "welcome to Rays music emporium" shortly before Mr. Charles gets the gun out LOLOL

"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell

Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel !
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The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

the F/A-18 beats the F-14 in every possible way. Just thought I'd make an attempt to slam this thread back into gear, hopeless I know, but I tried LOLOL

"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell

Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel !
<img src="http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/atengun2X.GIF" border=0>

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The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

Forget about it Boomer.


The paper boy from <i>Better Off Dead</i>:
"Two Dollars, Two Dollars, I want my Two Dollars!"



Edited by - Tritonal on Jul 01 2003 11:08 PM

"The motor, it's thrown a rod."

"Is that bad?"

LOL

"Trample the wounded...hurdle the dead"

I want my 2 dollars!

I own Blazing Saddles. It's a classic. I still think the ultimate line is from Die Hard: Yippe Ka-yay, Mutha Fuka!!!

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

Hey whadaya think Ferris is gonna do afeter graduation ? i think hes gonna be a fry cook on Venus !

By this time tomorrow I shall have gained either a pearage or Westminster Abbey........Nelson

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YGBSM !

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I own Blazing Saddles. It's a classic. I still think the ultimate line is from Die Hard: Yippe Ka-yay, Mutha Fuka!!!

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LOL AND the worst translation ever into german which says "Yippie-ah-je- schweinebacke!"
direct translation of "schweinebacke" will be "pig-cheek"... it´s always funny how they try to translate MF into german. LOL




"I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in."
-Homer, The Simpsons

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\"My name's Pitt, and you ain't talkin' your ass outta this shit.\"

I Sparticus think we need to coordinate a one million squid tomcat march, "calimari of the sea unite!"

"Insert trite message here"

The F-14 kicks F-18 butt in every way posible except maintenance hours. New build F-14D's, not converted ones, will compare nicely in that area as well.

Hasta La Vista Baby......

John 3:5 Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God.