"CAMP PENDLETON, Calif. - A Marine has been convicted and sentenced to 10 years in prison for selling stolen body armor over the Internet."
While there is a shortage of vests in Iraq.
Wonderful.
Dickhead.
"Spalding said that while most of the vests were sold domestically, at least two or three went to China, raising concerns that Chinese engineers may try to duplicate the design."
If the armor composition of that vest is classified then the fucker should be charged with treason.
Why are people such greedy pigs?
"It should come as a surprise only to the fools among the men of our generation that we liked war."
PS...nice story Mudd.

Brings back memories of bootcamp. Fond memories at that!
Major V. 'Popski' Poniakov, British LRG, WWII