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I had to come back to a week of this Shit....

* A right lane construction closure is just a game to see how many people can cut in line by passing you on the right as you sit in the left lane waiting for the same jerks to squeeze their way back in before hitting the construction barrels.
* Turn signals are just clues as to your next move in road battle so never use them.
* Under no circumstances should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you no matter how fast you're going. If you do, the space will be filled in by somebody else putting you in an even more dangerous situation.
* The faster you drive through a red light, the smaller the chance you have of getting hit.
* Never get in the way of a car that needs extensive body work.
* Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to insure that your anti lock braking system kicks in to give you a nice relaxing foot massage as the brake pedal pulsates.
* Construction signs tell you about road closures immediately after you pass the exit but before the traffic begins to back up.
* The electronic traffic warning system signs are not there to provide useful information; they're just to make the Freeway look progressive.
* Never pass on the left when you can pass on the right. It's a good way to scare people entering the highway.
* Speed limits are arbitrary figures to make Utah look as if it conforms with other state policies; these are given only as suggestions and are readily enforceable.
* Just because you're in the left lane and have no room to speed up or move over doesn't mean that the driver flashing his high beams behind you doesn't think he can go faster in your spot.
* Please remember that there is no such thing as a shortcut during rush-hour traffic on I-15.
* Always slow down and rubberneck when you see an accident or even a person changing a tire. If you're lucky, you may see the unwitting breakdown victim get hit by someone on a cell phone.
* Learn to swerve abruptly. Utah is the home of the high-speed slalom driving thanks to UDOT, who put potholes in key locations to test drivers' reflexes and keep them on their toes.
* It is traditional in Utah to honk your horn at cars that don't move the instant the light changes. The state is founded upon such traditions.
* Seeking eye contact with another driver revokes your right of way.
* Drivers making left hand turns with a cell phone to thier ear have the right of way. Even if you are in the way.


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Sounds like SC. Now imagine all of that shit while riding a motorcycle?

I was riding home Saturday afternoon after a Patriot Guard mission in Charlotte, NC. I had my 11yr old daughter on the back of the bike with me. We were nearly home. I was on a backwoods, podunk secondary road. Coming to an intersection. It was a two way stop and I have the right of way when a car pulls out in front of me and stops to talk to her girlfriend who is blocking the other lane. Well I installed an airhorn on the bike for just such occasions. I laid on the horn real good. The bitch looked at me and had the gall to say, "you go on." She acted like I was at fault. She failed to yeild the right of way and then her and her girlfriend proceed to have a chat all the while impeding traffic. Sometimes I wish I was a constable, we have those here, I would fix someone's ass real quick. Rant over.

Fender

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I would've just sat there and kept laying on that horn. Move or not, those whores weren't going to chat... <img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle>

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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> A right lane construction closure is just a game to see how many people can cut in line by passing you on the right as you sit in the left lane waiting for the same jerks to squeeze their way back in before hitting the construction barrels.<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>That's universal. And when they've been advertising the closure for the last two miles...

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I would've just sat there and kept laying on that horn. Move or not, those whores weren't going to chat... <img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle>

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When we got home my daughter told me she wished a cop would get those women. I said me too.

Fender

"Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it."
George Bernard Shaw