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There's one thing we've forgotten…

The diversion. We need something to distract the guards whilst Tock is planting Snipes home made play-dough.

Assuming the guards are male (they usually are, women don't have the bladder control for the job) we need to cover all the main male interest areas.

I recommend the following…

Lesbian twins dressed in skin tight black leather catsuits pull up in an 911 Turbo and get out packing a couple of the new S&W .500's. They will complain how small the cabin of the car is for a couple of 5'11" women and how hot they are having not switched the air-con on. So after unzipping to their navels to cool of they will give each other a gentle massage to relieve those tight, aching muscles.

So, do you think that'll work as a diversion..?

The only worrying thing is, knowing you lot, I reckon it'll be a real close run thing as to what get more attention, the twins or the car & guns <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>...



"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

Like I said I'll drive the car and co-ordinate the distraction

Overkill??? I'd kill a fly with a howitzer if I had one.

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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>And where else can even underage teenagers (Dare I even say, minors?) join a clandestine Covert Ops team and help blow $hit up/plan to blow $shit up? Only at the WT!!! Long live the Teenagers Paradise!!!<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

Boomer, BR,

Don't want to worry you, but the way a thread goes is definitely based on who the posters are…

In a scientifically controlled experiment, I posted several threads about Leather Clad Lesbian Twins on the British Royal Horticultural Society Forum.

Despite my best efforts to keep on topic, the thread always drifted back to the difficulties of growing acid loving camellias in alkaline soil and pest control in hot houses…




"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

Man, this plan is getting better all the time.

"Trample the wounded, hurdle the dead."

nothing left for me to do...
ok i´ll bring the beer!
and something of the hard stuff for snipe if i remember correct.
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"I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in."
-Homer, The Simpsons

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You remember correctly.

You can monitor the comms while you are tying on your load, lol.

"Trample the wounded, hurdle the dead."

How about. If she isn't "to busy". How perfect for the job would Poke be as the liason to any Rebel Groups we want to win over & help us?

"There are itches only Special Forces can scratch"

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I just got one question: How did I end up as the cannon fodder? Nothing against saving your ass, 'Tock, but I don't wanna be sitting on the sidelines for this (although, I must admit, the prospect of drinking Breezers while you guys are fighting is a pretty cool one...)

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

Someone had to do it BR.

Suck it up and take one for the team, would ya.

If we got poke, it would be for the air support. I wonder how a Cessna would fly with four .30 cal MG's under each wing?

"Trample the wounded, hurdle the dead."

Edited by - m21 sniper on Aug 05 2003 7:13 PM

I have heard of the A-37 used in South America. We could fit one of our Tweets with better engines and a gun, and I'd be all set! Especially since the AF won't be needing the 37's for much longer. They wouldn't miss just one...<img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle>

Now we're all set.

Hi Poke, havn't seen ya round much lately. I hear you were missed by some old washed up ex grunt that i know.

I think his name is M-12 something or another?

"Trample the wounded, hurdle the dead."

Edited by - m21 sniper on Aug 05 2003 10:32 PM

Well BR. Your just sitting on the outside, waiting to assist if needed. Think I'd rather take my chances sneaking around planting bombs.
After ducking & evading that BlackHawk, and getting into a good position (right in front of it, with it going directly overhead) to open up on it w/ either a Barret, shoulder mounted rocket, or maybe even a 357. loaded with hollowpoints. Had that been my intention.

I'd rather be running around, and thus being harder to take any friendly fire from a modified Tweet going on strafing runs in or near a target rich environment.

You know, we all have a warped sense of fun here. Sadly, that probabably would be fun IMO.

"There are itches only Special Forces can scratch"

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So have we actually decided on a target yet? How bout the Dixie Chicks?

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

I wonder how much security Ms Billary has...

LOL

"Trample the wounded, hurdle the dead."

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So have we actually decided on a target yet? How bout the Dixie Chicks?

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muhahahaha!
thats ok. they´re starting to annoy me with their radio-spot for their concert in germany. yuck!<img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle>

"I feel the need... the need for speed!"

-Homer, The Simpsons (NOT!!!)

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Dear Taliban, Mr. bin Laden, Mr. Arafat, and Mr Hussein, et al:

We are pleased to announce that we unequivocally accept your challenge to an old fashioned game of Whoop-ass. Now that we understand the rule that there are no rules, we look forward to playing without them for the first time.

Since this game is winner- take-all, we unfortunately will be unable to invite you to join us at the victory celebration. But rest assured that we will toast you -- LITERALLY.

While we will admit that you are off to an impresive lead, it is, however, now our turn at the plate. By the way, we will be playing on your diamond now... Batter up!

Our team line up is as follows:

Manager - George W. Bush
Asst. Manager - Dick Cheney
Head Coach - Colin Powell
Asst' Coach - Donald Rumsfeld

Starting Pitcher - Norman Schwartzkoff
1st Base - U.S. Marine Corps
2nd Base - U.S. Navy
3rd Base - U.S. Air Force Shortstop
Clean up hitter - U.S. Army
Outfield - Firemen and Policemen
Umpire - None required (remember - the manager told you there'll be no discussion; no negotiation; and you didn't want rules, anyway!)

Pinch hitters as needed - U.S. Navy Seals, U.S. Army Green Berets, U.S. Army Rangers, U.S. Air Force PJs, and Delta Force.

And, since there are no rules, we've decided to add:
4th Base - United Kingdom
5th Base - Russia
6th Base - China Other Bases (as desired) - Italy, Israel, Eqypt, Japan, Pakistan, Germany, France, Spain, Italy, Saudi Arabia, Turkmenistan and lots of other....Stans, and more.

Opening ceremonies:
Vocal 1: Celine Dion - The Star Spangled Banner
Vocal 2: Lee Greenwood - God Bless The U.S.A
Vocal 3: Bruce Springsteen - Born In The U.S.A.
Vocal 4: The Mormon Tabernacle Choir - Battle Hymn of the Republic
Vocal 5: All-American Marching Band - I am an American
The Dixie Chicks will be absent at this particular game...

You may choose whoever you want for your team... it won't really matter (even if you all shave), our guys are gonna win!

Sincerely,

On behalf of the 270,000,000 citizens of the United States of America

p.s. May we recommend at this time that you give your soul to Allah; because your butt is OURS!!!!! Goodbye literally.


"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

Edited by - bigross86 on Aug 06 2003 2:55 PM

Well you know they might of tried that reccomendation. But obviously Allah/Yahweh/God was frowning apon them.

Thier hopes that God would punish the evil ones sure did run high...then they got smashed when thier "Jihad" became the war they so badly craved.

"There are itches only Special Forces can scratch"



Edited by - Lunatock on Aug 07 2003 4:22 PM

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Jihad means Holy War. Only when you bring the Americans (and the Israelis) into the picture it just means a war with holes in their bodies...

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

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Jihad means Holy War. Only when you bring the Americans (and the Israelis) into the picture it just means a war with holes in their bodies...

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI
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Too bad so many now use it for things, suck as not liking the Tourists in Egypt. Getting the bone from vending machines, ect..

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No, Russia is the world's second superpower, they won't fall so easily, so cut the crap." --Black Eagle Force

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getting back to the subject...lol...
this may or may not post properly but.....
Cathy Bell with long hair and "mommy jugs" just taint fair lolol
I swear she has a Sig tucked in the back, plus if THOSE arn't leathel weapons I dont know what IS!!
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if I missed this one, here it is. If I posted it before, it's worth repeating.
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Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel !
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getting back to the subject...lol...
this may or may not post properly but.....
Cathy Bell with long hair and "mommy jugs" just taint fair lolol
I swear she has a Sig tucked in the back, plus if THOSE arn't leathel weapons I dont know what IS!!
<img src="http://www.stuffmagazine.com/girls/catherine_bell/catherine_bell_l4.jpg" border=0>

"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell

Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel !
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You should see the issue. Hope you took a leap of faith, and signed up for a free subscription when I posted it.

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yeah the first issue came in the other day, but I had all her pics a few weeks ago anyway. Too bad Stuff is almost identicle to Maxim, getting BOTH of them seems pointless. I tried to cancel Stuff and see if they would return my "money" for the unsent issuses, but they told me it came through that ad agency or whatever and that I need to call the agency to cancel it , pft screw it, the bathroom hasent smelled so nice in ages ROFL

"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell

Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel !
<img src="http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/atengun2X.GIF" border=0>

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yeah the first issue came in the other day, but I had all her pics a few weeks ago anyway. Too bad Stuff is almost identicle to Maxim, getting BOTH of them seems pointless. I tried to cancel Stuff and see if they would return my "money" for the unsent issuses, but they told me it came through that ad agency or whatever and that I need to call the agency to cancel it , pft screw it, the bathroom hasent smelled so nice in ages ROFL

"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell

Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel !
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I read issues, then ship them off as care packages when the stack gets big. Maxim and Stuff (and FHM) cuts the restocking time down a bit.

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"read" what do you mean? Is there readin words in them thar hills <img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle>

"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell

Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel !
<img src="http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/atengun2X.GIF" border=0>

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The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.