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Lunatock,

I am afrraid its already too late for that.

Reminds of this little story. We already lost the battle.

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

\"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds\"

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

\"How long will this take?\" I asked.

\"They will grow larger over a period of years,\" my husband replies. I stopped. \"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?\" Without missing a beat he says \"Worked for your butt, didn't it?\"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Stupid, stupid man

ROTFLMAO

Hey, that's my wife! 2 Masters degrees, and she can't download the pics from her camera without me walking her through it one step at a time, EVERY TIME!

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Slow is Fast, Fast is Slow
Violence may not be the best option, but it IS an option

Okay, here's another crap story :

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that
I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take
care
of first, the truck, the car, playing golf -always something more
important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived
home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a
tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then
went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.


I said, \"When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the
driveway.\"

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

Moral to this story :

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.

ROFLMGDAOOOOO!!!!!!

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The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

But........it's so friggin' true! And on those rare occassions when the other person IS right, acknowledgment is very fine print.

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\"Those who hammer their guns into plows
will plow for those who do not.\"
- Thomas Jefferson

The sufferings of you lads is self-inflicted.

MARRIAGE, n.
The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two.

HUSBAND, n.
One who, having dined, is charged with the care of the plate.

BRIDE, n.
A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

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\"One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up\"