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Snow is finally here and 2 Years ticked off on the calender. 3 more years left on my Contract.

Santa Goose watchout for 15J FOD we seem to be trading parts this year. The fleet has been grounded so it should be safe. ... well maybe...

P.S.

a Pizza would be nice, im tired of eating this cracker covered in ketchup and cheeze whiz pizza they have here!

things to note about Japanese people.

1. 90% are nearly blind and are born with eye wear.

2. They hate carrots. See note above.

3. Japanese houses are non-insulated and do not use central heating. I.E. Natural Gas. As i type this, im in my futon with gloves and triple blanket insulation hashing this out on my beloved laptop.

4. Most Sushi sold in japan is Dolphin meat with 2000 PPM of mercury.

5. 10 out of 10 Japanese refer to me as fat, overweight and lazy. I tend to agree with that opinion by referencing the 35KG Japanese Standards.

6. Most Japanese are 5'3\" but some how if your not paying attention the random blind 103 Year old Oba-chan will Sack your ass if your eyes are not focused on navigating the ant colony.

7. 9 out of 10 Females have bleached chedder yellow hair. I swear im surrounded by fucking lions.

8. My Teenage son is a kid in a candy store. The adult disneyland. 23 year old Japanese hostess bar girls buy him gifts, while 60 Year old japanese salarymen buy gifts for the same bar girls. If you had an image of Clark Gable in 2009, thats my kid. Did I mention I'm a little worried?


9. Son \" Knock it off\"


10. And for the last fucking time. No I'm not a dipshit English Teacher here to steal your daughter. I'm just a grumpy cantanker0us Ex Fighter pilot here to send your little princess home with a broken back, dislocated hips and the finer understandings of naked aggression.

Marry X-mas!

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George S. Patton

Good to see you alive and kickin' Thug-san! They sound about as much fun as Afghans. Only with money. Merry Christmas back at 'cha.

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As to #9 Big Thug, my condolences to your plight. The only way you'll fix that is to have him neutered, something he may violently object to.

Merry Christmas anyway.

OC

...and a Merry Christmas to you Thug!

Hey TBT,

Good to Hear from You Sir! Isn't the Pizza Hut open there about 8 clicks from that JSDF Base???

Or I'am I thinking Mustua AB ??

But there has to be a Pizza Hut within 8 to 10 clicks from the Hostess Bars. Have TBT Jr. Get one of those Rich JN's take him to one and bring you back 4 or 5.

I know what you mean , Pizza is a Rare Item there, I wonder if Pizza Hut or Papa Johns Delivers Overseas? Sliders Due (White Castle does)
\"Mushi Mushi Domino-son Need Pizza Moush Sosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(RIGHT AWAY or VERY FAST)

I drove an Hour to get a Pizza when I was with the JASDF for that TDY , and the F-15J's didn't fly much in 83-85 either, but those F-105's (They were in Great Shape ) and the F-4J's flew all the time.


But it sounds like the Anti-American Mood is Building, like on Kadnea.

If I could I'll come over and we could Knock back Japanese Beer! (I'd stop my Meds for a few days first) but I did have a Good time.

And that DAMN YELLOW HAIR!, If TBT Jr is hitting that \"Hostess Twinkiee \" Shit! Better tell him about those \"Crabs\" that are Terriable over there even with the cleanest of them.

Take Care Big Guy and if they give you a hard time Show them a John Wayne movie Fighting the Japanese They always laughed at Pearl Habour .

Goose

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I hope everyone has a Merry Christmas, Happy Boxing Day, and a wonderful/great new year!!!!!

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Nice to hear from you thug. Sorry for everything going on over there. Should we be getting together a care package with gloves and frozen pizzas to send?

Hopefully the few years remaining will go quickly.

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