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PostPosted: 18 Jun 2003, 11:01 
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The aircraft is so slow its airspeed indicator is a calendar

It’s so slow it take bird strikes in the rear

Pilots are issued paper bags to wear to and from the aircraft

The biggest difference between the aircraft and its pilot is the
aircraft stops whining after each mission

More…?


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PostPosted: 18 Jun 2003, 11:17 
LOL!

More, more!

"Trample the wounded...hurdle the dead"


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LOL!

More, more!

"Trample the wounded...hurdle the dead"
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Sniper, that's all I have I want other to add to the list! Wel, I do have this...

<img src="http://www.warthogpen.com/humor1_files/cartoon.jpg" border=0>

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PostPosted: 18 Jun 2003, 18:58 
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OLDIE BUT A GOODIEE DICE!!!!!!

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PostPosted: 18 Jun 2003, 19:30 
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O yea ! Nice pic !

WE ALL WANT MORE !!! Where can I find some ?

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PostPosted: 18 Jun 2003, 23:56 
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Anything over 1500 feet and they call for Oxygen.

When they hit 1000 feet they call for the stewardess and drinks.


"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI


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PostPosted: 19 Jun 2003, 00:54 
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great pic!!


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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>

O yea ! Nice pic !

WE ALL WANT MORE !!! Where can I find some ?

lol
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Here's one more which anyone who understands Hog-up will like...

<img src="http://www.warthogpen.com/humor1_files/wing.jpg" border=0>

Warthog, more A-10 humor can be found here...

http://www.warthogpen.com/humor1.html

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PostPosted: 19 Jun 2003, 07:07 
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And for those of us who don't speak fluent/don't undersatnd A-10, please explain...

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI


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And for those of us who don't speak fluent/don't undersatnd A-10, please explain...

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI
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BigRoss, the Hog-up program is to replace/repair the A-10s wings because they have exceded they life span, so when the Hogs above say their wing are tired, it's also true in real life! <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

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I guess this one still works?
<img src="http://publish.hometown.aol.com/kaptors/images/a-10%20rear%20mesh.jpg" border=0>

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A Viper crew chief asked me why they didny paint A10's green anymore. He said so that the BFI guys didnt confuse it with the trash barrels. He asked what we could carry for weight on the #6 pylon..........I said we carry F16's.

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LOL --> Hawg166

Why did I get the feeling you were gonna post that one Boomer? I'm surprised it took you so long. <img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle>

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What's the difference between a pig and a pilot?

A pig won't stay up all night trying to f@#$ a pilot!

Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk! --Homer


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PostPosted: 03 Jul 2003, 10:53 
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Sent to me today...

You know your Crew Chief is a redneck when...

..the shark mouth on his A-10 has more teeth than he does...

<img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

How about more of these...anyone...

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Dude thats really funny !

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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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nice boomer...
very nice dice!!


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You know your Crew Chief is a redneck when he hooks himself as a weapon on your A-10, holding a case of beer and a 12-gauge shooting at varmints.

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI


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