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MrMudd.....I....sparticus am having troubles with my chariot. It pulls to the right. What should I do?

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I'm not Mudd, but I wouldn't do a damn thing.

It's when your chariot's pulling to the LEFT that you've gotta start worrying...

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“Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.” Benjamin Franklin, 1759

Check to make sure your chariot's wheel bearings are both tight, and without excessive play.

"Molon labe".
Leonidas, King of Sparta,
Thermopylae, 480 B.C.

Bearings are good and used fresh yak grease.....still pulls.

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go to ye ol wheelwright, one wheel may be smaller than the other.

"VMI is a flip-flop obstacle course"

Ah my favorite spatoon, you must first check to see which enemy is stuck between the spokes.

If it is Arab, continue driving to Rome, eventually whats left will be rubbed away. The smell only lasts the first 200 Miles.

"The power to Destroy the planet, is insignifigant to the power of the Air Force----Mudd Vader

Ah.....sage advice....upon checking I do indeed find something that looks a bit like Osama....would there perhaps be a reward for FOD in ones chariot spokes?

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As long as it can be geneticly matched, lol.

"Molon labe".
Leonidas, King of Sparta,
Thermopylae, 480 B.C.

Gift certificate to Andy's Chuckwagoon or a free all expense paid vacation to Las Meccas. All dependent on a review of said photo b our inhut panel of judges.

"The power to Destroy the planet, is insignifigant to the power of the Air Force----Mudd Vader

Pity Andy's Chuckwagon has been closed for a few years to make room for the Costco. <img src=icon_smile_sad.gif border=0 align=middle> Doesnt seem like a fair trade.

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Is the General bored today?

"The power to Destroy the planet, is insignifigant to the power of the Air Force----Mudd Vader

Bored? Just trying to make the new moderator loved and needed....lol

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I like to be needed as much as a packet of cheese spread in a 2 year old MRE

"The power to Destroy the planet, is insignifigant to the power of the Air Force----Mudd Vader