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You're forgetting the long, fictional, super-secret, For Your Eyes Only, International Scandal type of thread that is also always started by Boomer.

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

Yeah, but the Goverment and/or Defense Contracter Mole ruined his dicovery with the "can see the string" story he, she, or they cooked up.

"There are itches only Special Forces can scratch"

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keep watching the skies, especialy on Oct 5 2003

"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell

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The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

You going to steal this top secret plane you photographed? So you can invert it, and buzz each & every one of our nieghborhoods. While you wave at us from the cockpit?

"There are itches only Special Forces can scratch"

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I'm not saying anything for a few months, BUT I WILL need help then , hee hee, so I'll be recruiting

"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell

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The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

If you need me Boomer, I can be in the International Department under the Mideast section...

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

Hey, i thought i was a pretty good partner last time.

"Trample the wounded, hurdle the dead."

since my ISP # is a blazing beacon , I'll need one that is relatively non-unique, other than that ............hee hee hee

"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell

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The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

Can't wait for the next instalment...

When reading the thread that cannot be named (unless you want a back garden full of black helicopters) the famous line <b>"You want the truth, you can't handle the truth"</b> kept popping into my mind.

All those righteous folk demanding the truth and when they got it, could they handle it..? LOL…

BTW Boomer, don't forget the special relationship between our fine countries when it comes to covert operations, <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

If you're looking for young hotheads high on testosterone and Bacardi Breezers to do the dangerous stuff, you can call on BR and Lunatock.

However, if you're looking for assistance in the drinking, gambling and womanising aspects of any international espionage operation I would like to nominate Sniper (as 007) and my good self (more like Q as played by John Cleese) to assist...

<i>Having referred to James Bond, I'm now sitting here wondering how long it is before Halle Berry is mentioned…

Reads his own post...

DOH…!</i>





"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>and my good self (more like Q as played by John Cleese) to assist...

Having referred to James Bond, I'm now sitting here wondering how long it is before Halle Berry is mentioned…

Reads his own post...

DOH…! <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

Are you really mad enough to be Q and come up with all those crazy inventions? I especially like his "Fishing Boat"
<img src="http://www.here.vi/dtolentino/jb-boat3.jpg" border=0>

Halle Berry!!! (Happy, 44?)

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

You can be my Q anytime 44.

Or should i say 0044?

LOL.

"Trample the wounded, hurdle the dead."

Excellent,

That just leaves the small matter of the R&D budget to sort out...



"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

Just use one of your earlier developments to knock off a bank, and so on and so forth. Walla!!! Instant R&D Funding!!!

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

Securing funding is Boomer's department.

I only blow shit up.

"Trample the wounded, hurdle the dead."

Good for spying. Finding incriminating documents & what not, Cat Burglar like. <img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle> But your description, doing the dangerous stuff?

Well..no promises to not be detected. You know, my M.O is probably whats derisively called "Kung Fu Sh*t" & "My frigging Ninja Class". <img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle>

Btw, I don't drink alchohol...

"There are itches only Special Forces can scratch"



Edited by - Lunatock on Aug 04 2003 2:40 PM

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funding? no problem <img src=icon_smile_cool.gif border=0 align=middle> I got a scanner and I know how to use it.

"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell

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The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

god, you know this may be the ONLY place on the net where a perfectly harmless thread about something warm and cozy (babes with weapons, and the know how to use them) morphes into improvised explosives and counterfeiting, ROFL

"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell

Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel !
<img src="http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/atengun2X.GIF" border=0>

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The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

That's why i call WT home.

"Trample the wounded, hurdle the dead."

And where else can even underage teenagers (Dare I even say, minors?) join a clandestine Covert Ops team and help blow $hit up/plan to blow $shit up? Only at the WT!!! Long live the Teenagers Paradise!!!

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

So a rundown on a WT Covert Mission could be like this.

Batch of explosives, made with Snipe's tender loving care. Funded by Boomer's scanner printed money.

I'm sent into a hostile area, such as a camp or base. To setthem. Then get out beofre the Timer Snipe activates by remote control winds down to zero.

Should SHTF. Bigross will drop his bottle of Bacardi, and yell "You want a peice of me?" Then fire a few shots at the base. He then runs off when he distracts the guards. Who summarily, start gettig picked off by Snipe, and fall into confusion after they start getting plincked while trying to persue BR.

I'm effectively forgotten about. And get somewhere out of the blast radius.

Ad-libbing the way a planned cake walk. Get in, plant the bombs, get out, might really be. Anyone else want to take a stab at it? <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

"There are itches only Special Forces can scratch"

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Sounds a lot like the typical SOUTHCOM raid in Panama.

"Trample the wounded, hurdle the dead."

you forgot the "Birdman" style insertion via Combat Talon at 20K and retrieval via the Fulton Recovery system LOL

"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell

Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel !
<img src="http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/atengun2X.GIF" border=0>

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The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

Funk dat bro.

I'll crawl in.

"Trample the wounded, hurdle the dead."

Nah,

Best way to get into any site no matter how secure…

Dress like a photocopier / computer engineer and turn up at the front door / data centre door with a toolkit in one hand and a cardboard box under the other arm.

Stare through the window and make glances and head movements towards the door handle,

Some kind hearted and totally gullible sod will get up and let you in…

I know it works, I've caught people doing this when I've been carrying internal security checks...



"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

Edited by - 44hollowpoint on Aug 05 2003 01:28 AM

I'll sit back on the Boat and Co-ordinate.... <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

Overkill??? I'd kill a fly with a howitzer if I had one.

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